The Porn

So my friend posts a message that stated that he was angry for wasting 3 hours... so then, curious as I am, I asked why.  His answer?:

"Long story....but the porn was good!!  LOL"

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That cracked me up.

I just had to share the uber-randomness.

My Mojo

Yes... I got mojo... lots and lots of mojo...

LOL

WTFBBQ!!

I can't believe it's already noon and I'm procrastinating as per the usual.  I need to go to the post office to buy some stamps and what am I doing? Lazing about, finding excuses (pretty lame ones too) to not go.  Seriously, I really need to get my ass moving and out the door. Before I know it, it will be like, 4:00pm and then I won't go at all...

In other news, I  have one more surgery this month to remove my IV port o cath.  I'm so glad I'm getting that thing out, it really gets on my nerves sometimes, especially when I'm sleeping on my stomach and stuff. I have to see my regular doctor tomorrow to do all the pre-op stuff, so that's gonna be a fun filled day (note sarcasm).  But at least that will be the last of the last.

Ack! And there I go again, trying to get out of going to the post office. Maybe if I stop by the store to buy some nummy-yummy gummy bears or something, I'll have enough of an incentive to move and get my butt going...then again, maybe not.  I wonder what else I could use as an incentive.

Bleh, I suck.

Okay, I'm gonna count to three and I'm gonna get moving.  Ready? Okay.

One.

Two.

Thr...

Current Mood: Embarrased

Ugh! But Meh.

It's a bit hard to update my Voodoo Envy blog via my iPhone, I've noticed.  I mean, yeah, I can work on the layout and add/delete plugins and or add/update some of the files through my iPhone or even mess with the database if I wanted to.  But using an actual computer is just so much more practical.  I'm not really complaining, no.  I love my iPhone to death and I'm glad I can still manouver around the Internet when I'm not feeling all that great after all, but still. Sometimes, you just have to use a full sized keyboard and screen.  It's just better.  I hope I get well soon, so can go back to being hunched over my desk while using my laptop  like a crazed Internet looney for hours on end. Not to mention that the laptop won't hit my face when I'm half asleep on the bed trying to type an email or text, etc.  Although, my head would probably hit the key board if I did fall asleep while using the laptop anyway, but I'm counting on my super human reflexes to wake me half way to impact... before I can do any real damage. However, I am such a klutz that I'd probably end up on the floor instead.*hee hee*

Current Mood: Annoyed

Random

Giving the world random acts of kindness...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Is it sad that I have done a few of these myself?  I think I qualify for insanity :D



Enjoy!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For Three Weeks . Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip Down The Hall Rather Than Walk And See How Many Looks You Get.

7. Order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat, With A Serious Face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.